Best songtext ever

[ptbp]

hoi i hoff des thema gibs et schun irgndwo af yow, obo i honmor amol gedenkt wos 4 enk dor beschte songtegscht isch...! i moan jetzt net so di prolltegschte a lá i bin dor greaschte sundon tegschte wosn untor di haut gian u women zum nochdenkn kimp. meine favoritn sein
guns'n roses-sex drugs and rock'n roll
nosliw- nur dabei

[furioustyrant]

Turbonegro hobbit motherfuckers
Ethnic hair styles -
Sloppy male hippies -
Retro punks -
People with thick glasses -
Glorifying serial killers -
Hobbit motherfuckers -
No guts -
No glory -
No riot -
ARGH -
YAGH -
I've had enough -
My generation sucks -
AUCK -
YAGH -
I agree -
My generation sucks -
Cyber idiots with pierced scrotums -
Copulating -
With animals -
In cars -
Parked ouside the rave party -
Not enough war -
Not enough famine -
Not enough suffering -
Not enough natural selection -
ARGH -
YAGH -
That's what I say -
My generation sucks -
AUCK -
YAGH -
I've had enough -
My generation sucks -

[samu]

die toten hosen - nur zu besuch
dritte wahl - zeit bleib stehn!

[patz0]

gibs sooo viel

amo
Peter Punk - Buffone di corte

Voglio sposare la più bella del reame
non la puoi conquistare, sei solo un giullare
voglio la mano della figlia del sovrano
stasera c'è il banchetto, devi essere perfetto
faccio i bagagli palline e sonagli
non ti dimenticare, cappello da giullare
sul mio cavallo raggiungo il castello
lasciatemi passare, vi farò divertire

fino a quando non ti avrò, io non mi fermerò
salta e diverti i banchetti sono aperti
non puoi fermare questa voglia di ballare
fai divertire la folla del sovrano
solo cosi le potrai chiedere la mano

la prima prova è un pò pericolosa
devi sembrare una persona spiritosa
atento amico stai rischiando grosso
se non fai colpo tu finisci dentro al fosso
seconda prova quella decisiva
o sali sulla nave, o te ne torni a riva
il re sorride adesso glielo chiedo
c'è un piccolo problema, sua figlia è andata a roma

fino a quando non ti avrò, io non mi fermerò
salta e diverti i banchetti sono aperti
non puoi fermare questa voglia di ballare
fai divertire la folla del sovrano
solo cosi le potrai chiedere la mano
_________________
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[hoeifa91]

Guten Tag Herr Fleischermann
Ich hätte gern 250 Gramm
Ein halbes Pfund bitte exakt.
Und alles sauber abgepackt
Darf's ein bisschen mehr sein?
Alter, ein Gramm mehr und ich mach dich kaputt!
Halb und halb
Halb Rind halb Schwein
Halb und halb
Halb Mensch halb Tier.
Halb und halb
Schön klein, schön klein.
Halb und halb
Im Baumarkt gibt's scharfe Maschinen,
kaufe mir solides Gerät
Damit lern ich daheim in Kürze
was das Fleischer als Profession versteht
Ich übe ein bisschen an Kater Rübchen
und krieg ihn immer kleiner
Halb und halb, selbstgemacht,
feiner als vom Ausbeiner
Hier spritzt das
Blut! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut!
Hier spritzt das
Blut! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut!
Gebraten, roh oder flambiert
feurig scharf, süss sauer serviert
Ob jung, ob alt, ob groß, ob klein
Halb und halb, das muß schon sein
Blut! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut!
Hier spritzt das
Blut! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut! Bluttgereit! Blut!
Halb und halb
Halb Rind, halb Schwein
Halb und halb
Halb Mensch, halb Tier
Halb und halb
Schön klein, schön klein
Blut! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut!
Hier spritzt das
Blut! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut!
Hier spritzt das
Blut! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut! Buttgereit! Blut!
Hier spritzt das
Blut! Blut! Blut! Blut! Blut! Buttgereit, Blut!

[patz0]

ohhh jo

Planlos - Chaos

Ich geh´ mit Sonnenbrille duschen
und zähl´ Sterne in der Nacht
Geh´ morgens früher schlafen,
bleib abends länger wach
Ich bete oft zu Gott,
doch ich scheiße auf den Papst
Ich quäl´ mich so durchs Leben
und hab jede Menge Spaß

Ich hab die Tage nie gezählt, an denen ich besoffen war
Ich hatte Sex auch ohne Gummi-
das nicht zum ersten Mal
Die größte Liebe meines Lebens hat mich total verarscht
Ein Stich ins nackte Herz, doch was nicht tötet das macht hart

Ich erzähle gern vom Leben, ich sehn´ mich nach dem Tod
Ich spuck Dir ins Gesicht und werd nicht einmal rot
Ich feier tagelange Partys mit den Jungs von nebenan
Sie versorgen mich mit Drogen
Bis ich nichts mehr sehen kann

Ich hab die Sicht verloren, laufe planlos durch den Tag
Was für andere das Chaos ist, ist für mich ganz normal
Ich liebe das Leben und sterbe jeden Tag
Was für andere das Chaos ist, ist für mich ganz normal

Ich geh mit Sonnenbrille duschen
und zähl´ Sterne in der Nacht
Geh´ morgens früher schlafen,
bleib abends länger wach
Ich bete oft zu Gott,
doch ich scheiße auf den Papst
Ich quäl´ mich so durchs Leben...
...und hab jede Menge Spaß
Jede Menge Spaß
Jede menge Spaß
Jede Menge Spaß
_________________
patz0 bloggt

[troja21]

guns'n roses-sex drugs'n rock'n rolll(konnin autor la zuistimm ?

it was long ago,
seems like a dream.
the day I sucked the air
from a bottle of whipped cream
and i got real high
and things got real slow
and i started talking like this
what's going on?
i don't know
and then i sold my car
for a Greatful Dead ticket
my dad yelled at me
and he grounded me
and he said i was a dick,
it was the worst day of my life
and i'll never forget
but the very next day
I was doing bong hits
in the back of my friend's chevy
so don't tell me
we're winning the war on drugs
cause drugs are like a bog ol' can of raid
and you're all little bugs
and don't tell me
to not get high
cause i'm as low as i can get
without kissing your ass
and blowing you at the same time

CHORUS:
man, don't tell me about love and peace
when one of the Joneses have a handgun
pointed at me
don't tell me to just say no
i'm an addict, i say don't let me go
whatever happened to sex drugs n' rock n' roll?
now we just have AIDS crack and techno

so they busted me
so i say "fuck them up"
for selling dope
and i went to jail
and i wasn't forgiven
like that little fucker who shot the pope
and he said i had the right to remain silent
and they couldn't explain
but i didn't resist
and i was invited
'cause all i ever wanted was the right to remain
and they questioned me
yeah, they asked me "why?"
and i said "fuck off"
i dont think i should be shot
for selling pot
it's just my little way of saying "high"
now my record's all fucked up
now two times a week
they make me piss in a cup
well what i want to do
is piss down their throats

CHORUS

okay, here's the sensitive part
they told me
that times have changed
cause our parents had
Hendrix, Janis and Jim
but what about
River Phoenix and Curt Cobain
and they told me
to praise the lord
but i've been waiting for so long
for him to call me back
i think i'm gonna go pray
at Betty Ford
and they told me
that life was fair
i can't smoke a plant that was made by God
but i can kill my wife if i'm a football player
and they told me,
they told me to just ignore
but i'd rather smoke crack
outta Nancy Reagan's skull
while gettin' a blowjob
from Tipper Gore

CHORUS
_________________
Die Menschheit muss dem Krieg ein Ende setzen, oder der Krieg setzt der Menschheit ein Ende.

[enigmazoppi]

T.I. - My Life, Your Entertainment

Hey, hey
Hey what's happenin' e'erybody
I hope they get my good side
You know I gotta look good when I walk out the house
You know I know the camera's following
I know they taking pictures, right Drama
Ay man, you watch it I live it, you dig that
Y'all sit back relax get some popcorn man
I'm gonna make it a good show, you dig that
This goin' make a hell of a movie huh

My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
[rap, hip-hop and R&B lyrics found on beckerist.com]
I walk they follow (ay)
I talk they holla (ay)
Just here for your amusement
My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
You waitin' for me to lose it
I guess I'm just here for your amusement

The price of fame I think I paid, want my change I done gave
E'erything in my possession for my seconds on the stage
For my name up in lights and multi-million record sales
I done gave up my life, can't get a moment to myself
When alone I ask myself, is it worth it? I ain't perfect
Neither is anybody else, but I think my kids deserve
To be with Daddy out in public without all the interruptions
[rap, hip-hop and R&B lyrics found on beckerist.com]
When the lies and gossip's published I'm the topic of discussion
And I stay in trouble just to show these suckers I ain't lost it
And I'd do it all again that's the funny thing about it
I ain't playing, boy I'm 'bout it
Will I change, boy I doubt it
I done been a lot of things, I ain't never been a coward
See the paparazzi crowded all around me now
Same niggas who was dissin' want a pound like I'm C now
Showered with support from my adoring fans
They hear T.I.'s arrested they're like here we go again

My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
I walk they follow (ay)
I talk they holla (ay)
[rap, hip-hop and R&B lyrics found on beckerist.com]
Just here for your amusement
My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
You waitin' for me to lose it
I guess I'm just here for your amusement

You've seen it all before, guys know how the story goes
It's like 2Pac never died, sit back, enjoy the show
You see the shit that scares you senseless, I done lived through it
Knew the risks and the consequences and I still do it
And then I'm so fresh, them niggas mildew it
Not just a actor by profession, pimp, I live movies
That's why they whisper when they see me, point and stare at me
'Cause they just wanna live through me vicariously
Fashion weekend, Paris week, party like a rockstar
[rap, hip-hop and R&B lyrics found on beckerist.com]
Get blown by a top model 'til she catch lockjaw
Got the dough you get a year, stashed in my sock drawer
Showed you the troubles and the struggles of an outlaw
Top dog would not fall, I am not y'all
Couple pages out the calendar and I'm out y'all
Kid listen, pay attention, you don't wanna be me
It's safer to watch it on T.V.

My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
I walk they follow (ay)
I talk they holla (ay)
Just here for your amusement
My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
[rap, hip-hop and R&B lyrics found on beckerist.com]
You waitin' for me to lose it
I guess I'm just here for your amusement

See I don't think it would even matter (to me)
Woking a nine to (five) would it be better
I mean be honest, would you care to gossip about me
Not likely
I guess that's just the way that it goes (the way that it goes)
('Cause I know) See I can be somewhere out keeping it cool
(And get told) Almost anything instead of the truth
Y'all know more than I do, it's breaking news to me too
Easy killer y'all know that ain't how I move (ooh)
He said and she said (what) I did what, with they (who)
No not me I said (not me) she gave me no head (ooh)
Won't get me again (hey) I pleaded the fifth (hey)
[rap, hip-hop and R&B lyrics found on beckerist.com]
I know better than to ever talk during the film...
in' and flashing lights can blind your eyesight
To when you cant see what's wrong from right
Well shorty 'til you walk a mile in my shoes
And understand this is who I am
Usher I completely concur
Life can be such a blur, obviously we prefer
Our privacy but instead we endure
Yes sir, don't expect nothin' less of me
'Cause this goin' probably be this way until the death of me
But for the hustle and the lady on my arm now
Plus all my kids and my mom's I'm a calm down
And yo, we doin' just fine, and the time's just flyin'
Live one headline at a time

[rap, hip-hop and R&B lyrics found on beckerist.com]
My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
I walk they follow (ay)
I talk they holla (ay)
Just here for your amusement
My life, your entertainment
You watch it while I live it (live it)
You waitin' for me to lose it
I guess I'm just here for your amusement
_________________

[freakz]

Fa die Lyrics her..

Guns N' Roses - Knockin' On Heavens Door

Mama take this badge from me
I can't use it anymore
It's getting dark too dark to see
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
That cold black cloud is comin' down
Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door

"You just better start sniffin' your own
rank subjugation jack 'cause it's just you
against your tattered libido, the bank and
the mortician, forever man and it wouldn't
be luck if you could get out of life alive"*
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door





Bob Dylan - Mr Tambourine Man

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand,
Vanished from my hand,
Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping.
My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet,
I have no one to meet
And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship,
My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip,
My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels
To be wanderin'.
I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade
Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way,
I promise to go under it.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Though you might hear laughin', spinnin', swingin' madly across the sun,
It's not aimed at anyone, it's just escapin' on the run
And but for the sky there are no fences facin'.
And if you hear vague traces of skippin' reels of rhyme
To your tambourine in time, it's just a ragged clown behind,
I wouldn't pay it any mind, it's just a shadow you're
Seein' that he's chasing.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.

Then take me disappearin' through the smoke rings of my mind,
Down the foggy ruins of time, far past the frozen leaves,
The haunted, frightened trees, out to the windy beach,
Far from the twisted reach of crazy sorrow.
Yes, to dance beneath the diamond sky with one hand waving free,
Silhouetted by the sea, circled by the circus sands,
With all memory and fate driven deep beneath the waves,
Let me forget about today until tomorrow.

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me,
In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you.
_________________
"Wenn die Klügeren immer nachgeben, geschieht nur das, was die Dummen wollen.

[freakz]