Something about Bush...

[luis]

Hu is the new leader of China.
HU'S ON FIRST
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named
chief of the Communist Party in China.

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
Bush: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
Bush: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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Fazit: STUPID WHITE MAN!

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[peti]

na isch des geil... des druckimo direkt aus *lol*
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[hagbard]

cool, so stelli mo totsächlich a gespräch zwischen irgenwen und in Bush vor

[mini]

*BRÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜLL* I hon Bauchwea va lauto lochn!
Bravo Luis!

[stefan]

kenni leido schun, isch obo genial!!
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no!blog

[luis]

[stefan]

moroda
mosa-bar
vor da schuile irgndwende in da 5....
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no!blog

[patz0]

La ma no genial
Kannt passiert sein a no
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patz0 bloggt

[luis]

@stefan
in do schuile...
fan calle...
fa do knapp...
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[jfaodsafjo]

des isch zi geil *midopiss*
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wer sich selbst kennt, kann sehr bald alle anderen menschen kennen lernen. es ist alles rückstrahlung